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July 1, 2008
ILLINOIS: The Obstetrics division of the American Medical Association
has, for the first time,
endorsed a political candidate.
"It was written in the cards," said an AMA spokesman at a metaphor
mixer. "It's a no-brainer that Ob. AMA would endorse Obama."
In related news, the organization "Emcees Named Cain"
has come out for McCain. Said an MC-Cain spokesman, "We don't
know who 'Emcees Named Abel' plan on endorsing, but we'll
kill them at the polls." He then went on to introduce the next act.
The Surrealist party is currently courting Chester "Pa" Poon's
endorsement.
Meanwhile, the rest of the country is still mired in BU**SH**...
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