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July 3, 2008
CALIFORNIA: Using recent observations, scientists say the
universe has stopped expanding and
is starting to retract.
"This is based on simple observation," said Dr. Pinero of Pinero
Research. "All through the 1980s and 90s Starbucks were observed
to be expanding rapidly; but now, they are in retreat."
Dr. Pinero explained that the formula COF²E² shows that
the coefficient squared times the speed of light squared predicts
a slowdown about when gasoline hits $4 per galleon. "It's just that
simple," stated Pinero.
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