June 30, 2008
BILLVILLE: Supporters of Surrealist party candidate George Papoon have come up with a novel way to show their support: changing their middle names to "Not Insane".

Brian Westley, the city dogkiller in Hellmouth, is now officially Brian Not Insane Westley. "The judge thought I was crazy, changing my old middle name (Forbes) to Not Insane. But once I explained Papoon's party platform shoes for industry, he not only granted my name change, he's now a Papoon supporter himself!"

David Romm, an apprentice bookbaker from Heater, has likewise changed his monicker to David Not InsanE Romm. "I spell Insane with an ending capital E, in honor of my old middle name, 'E'" explained Romm. "It's great to finally have a real middle name, but now I have to go re-monogram all my towels."

George G. Papoon's middle name, for the record, is 'Orwell'.