December 19, 2009
WASHINGTON: The Washington Post, moonie-eyed over the failed Republicants, have unilaterally declared actor Will Smith to be the president of the United States.

"Why not? Reagan was an actor, and he was like unto a God, so Will Smith should be good, too" said Ima Bigbooty, spokescultist for the Washington Post Aocalypso. "Why shouldn't we have an 'acting' president?"

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