December 22, 2009
LAKE WOBEGONE: Garrison Keillor, a performer for something called "radio," lost his Miss America title after his remarks on Christmas created controversy.

Drunkenly writing disconnected sentences about Ralph Waldo Emerson and the Lesser Jujube Archipelago, Keillor reminisces about when Christmas was better, when atheists and Jews and atheist Jews didn't rewrite his God-fortified whitebread music, which apparently was 1997.

"damn Silent Night" -- Garrison Keillor