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December 28, 2009
DETROIT: An anonymous al-Queida spokesman, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said that the recent failed terrorist attack has al-Quaida looking for more experienced suicide bombers.

"We can't rely on amateurs any more," said the anonymous spokesterrorist. "From now on, we will only use suicide bombers with a proven track record."

"They must have at least two successful suicide bombings before we will accept them."


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