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June 23, 2009
SOUTH CAROLInA: Governor Mark Sanford, missing for five days, was discovered naked and hiking along the Appalachian Trail.

"It's the naked truth. I know Republicans aren't known for either one, but in this instance, I stand on my record."

The governor's record was an old copy of "Pat Boone's Golden Hits"

The governor was rumored to be a possible presidential hopeful in the rumored 2012 presidential race.

Governor Sanford's wife could not be reached for comment.


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