June 26, 2009
HOLA, GRINGO: Hispanic women, long an undernoticed segment of society, are rapidly emerging as the next big political kingmakers.

From supreme court nominee Sonia Sotomayor to governor Sanford's girlfriend Maria Belen Chapur, hispanic women are emerging as the Next Big T'ing in politics.

"We've been emptying the wastebaskets of corporate America for decades now," said spokesenora Ima Madeupname. "We know where all the bodies are buried, and now we're calling the shots."

"We already take care of your children, we run half the country now anyway. So we're really only asking for the other half."

Rita Moreno could not be reached for comment, but purportedly she "like to be in A-mer-i-ca."